Nice Chest

It's a pin-cushion. It's a doll. It's an octopus. Maybe it's Ursula-the-Sea-Witch's younger sister Mae-Belle.

It's a giant Chia-Pet!! Like, seriously, it looks like a plant-alien creature slithered into his ear and then erupted from the top of his head, pushing out the brain matter with its creeping, vine tentacles.

Why purchase an ordinary chest of drawers, when you can purchase this incredibly "nice chest." The knobs are extra perky, too.

I swear, they're looking at each other... plotting. What are they? One's a cat. The other? A Bear-lamb?